100 Followers: I Have Arrived

The View from My New Penthouse Flat.

First off, thanks to my peeps who clicked the follow button for me. It is appreciated. And, now, ahem, I am expected to make a speech or a toast or a roast — something!

To that end, in the tradition of the most ridiculous prima donnas, I shall set forth MY expectations from Medium.

1. I write a number of scholarly articles (yeah, I am up there with Mozart, DaVinci, Galileo, Einstein, and Feynman [that last one a student of science compared me Feynman upon reading my math book]). So, Medium, please fast-track them to curation and extended distribution.
2. If you need any executive or administrative advice on how to keep Medium ahead of its competitors, just jerk the chains in my cell. I will wake up and spew forth the required insights.
3. I would like a movie made detailing my incredible rise on Medium. Contact me as the actors, script writing, and other such minutiae occur. And, be prompt about it — I don’t like waiting.

Anyway, that’s all for now. If I think of anything else, I will type it here. Actually, since I have powers now, I will just send a telepathic message to Medium; and someone on staff can update the article with the changes. So, I will look into hiring my posse to work on my PR and image. Glitz better watch out for me ‘cuz I have arrived with new levels of pomp. It’ll be my Blitz the Glitz crusade. ‘Nuff said. Out.