Alice and Bob are walking along discussing the existence of God. Alice says I can prove God exists. Bob says that he can prove God does not exist. They both state their proofs.

So, does God exist or not exist?

My proof is to show that God has zero power. Using three equations from physics, I can arrive at a new equation called the God Power Equation:

P = (mc/t)*sqrt(c^2+v^2*gamma^2)

Religion claims God is incorporeal (no physical substance). Thus, God has zero mass. Plug zero into the God Power Equation, and it zeros out that whole side. Thus, P = 0. This shows that God has zero power.