Atheist: Bartender, I’d like to order a drink for me and my friend here.
Bartender: Excellent. What’ll you have, sir (looking at the Christian).
Christian: Well, I don’t drink, actually. May I have a Mountain Dew with light ice (looks at his atheist friend)?
Atheist: Sure, Mike. That’s fine. I’ll have a Bud Light beer with a frosty glass.
The bartender says she’ll be back shortly.
Christian (Mike): So, Ted, would you be interested in coming to my church this Sunday?
Ted (Atheist): No, I don’t do the church scenes anymore. It’s too depressing.
Mike: Well, the bar scenes are depressing for me. I used to be an alcoholic until I found Jesus.
Ted: So, you don’t drink anymore because of Jesus?
The bartender (Alexis) brings back the drinks for Ted and Mike.
Alexis: Do you gentlemen need anything else for the moment?
They both shake their heads and Alexis leaves.
Mike: Yes, ever since I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior, I quit drinking. My life has gotten so much better without the alcohol. That’s why I am trying to get you to come to my church. It’s the fellowship that helps.
Ted: I used to do the church scene as I have said, but I don’t anymore. I have found out the truth and it has finally set me free.
