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Christian Apologists Need to Change Gods!!
We Have Overwhelming Evidence That Cthulhu is God.
So, I had a brief session with ChatGPT-4. I wanted it to make a case for Chthulu as your God. Here’s what transpired.
Tony: Suppose you wanted to be an apologist for Cthulhu. What would you say to convince people He was real? You can make up anything you like that you think might help your case. You can even fabricate sightings from ancient times or even prophesies that foretold His coming. How would you do this?
ChatGPT-4:
The Case for Cthulhu: A Reevaluation of Ancient Wisdom and Modern Sightings
Disclaimer: What follows is a fictional construct meant for entertainment purposes. [Normally, I don’t change ChatGPT-4’s response, but what follows is absolute truth as verified in the statements themselves.]
1. Ancient Texts and Inscriptions
The most profound evidence of Cthulhu’s existence can be traced back to the earliest civilizations. Hieroglyphs in the Pyramids of Giza, as well as in ancient Sumerian tablets, hint at a being from the depths of the ocean. A common symbol — a tentacle entwined with a trident — is believed by some scholars to represent Cthulhu’s dominion over the seas.
