Democrat or Republican?

Democrats believe in helping someone when they’re down. Republicans want you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps (and according to Barrak Obama, they want you to do this even if you don’t have any bootstraps).

Democrats believe in tax breaks for the middleclass and poor class. Republicans believe in tax breaks for the wealthy. Democrats believe in the little guy. Republicans believe in the power elite.

Democrats believe in letting you worship your God as you see fit. Republicans believe in the God of the Bible. As such, Democrats have a big tent with lots of…