Make Trillions on Medium by Doing Nothing!!

I see all these authors on here giving advice on how to do this or that. Some flat out tell you they won’t read your articles because of this wrong thing you do or that wrong thing. It goes on and on until I can’t take it anymore.

So, I will give you the secrets to the universe — right here in this article. You want to make millions on Medium? Done. You want to be more famous than any current celebrity? Done. You want to be immortal? Done. You want God powers? Done.

The simple fact is, you don’t have to write tons of quality articles while slowly building your following. You don’t have to even tag your articles with appropriate tags to notify people who have those interests about you. Please, that just takes too long. We want instant gratification here and now!

You don’t have to do research anymore to make sure of your facts. That’s just for scholars anyway, not rich people like us ha ha ha…

Nope. Just do nothing. Medium will dump out its coffers for you just for signing up on the platform. I only took a few minutes of my time away from counting all my money just to tell you this. So, look out for your next Medium SuperBlowOut Payday!! Tell ’em Tony sent ya.