My Best Laughter Ever

This isn’t my best human interaction ever, but it’s up there. It just happened about an hour ago.

I work at CVS as a cashier. CVS is known for its long receipts. There are many many jokes about the CVS receipts being so long. Most of the time when I hand the receipt to the customer, I say, “Here’s some wallpaper for you.” They usually just say, “Thanks” as they take it from me. It’s an important detail to know that CVS has long receipts. So, here is the story.

This father and son came into my checkout area, and I asked for a phone number to access the account like I…