Outsmarting God

I exist. How do I know?

Proof: I think therefore I am.

Thus, I exist and think.

God does not exist. How do I know?

An all-loving God would not allow his creation to kill millions of children under 5 years old every year from PREVENTABLE causes.

Thus, God is evil or does not exist.

Never once has any theologian brought forth any evidence that God exists. So, the best bet is that God does not exist--as I actually prove in this paper here.

In summary, I think and exist while God does not exist. Thus, yes, I can and do outsmart God.