The Trinity Was Too Small Minded!!
It Has Been Divinely Revealed to Me True Religion!!!
I was struggling to understand The Trinity for years. It just didn’t make any sense. Three figures each was God yet all different. How can things be the same yet different. Also, monotheism is preserved in “The Godhead.” And yet, different members of The Godhead retain their individuality.
So, there I was one night at my wit’s end. I closed my eyes in anger, and the swirling vortices of my mind began. Then, some random objects popped in and out, but lo, a voice began speaking! “Tony, I am Bostinung, the first prophet of God before Moses and Enkidu, which were human understandings. I am a Troodon, and we lived with other animals during the late Cretaceous period. But, it was us and the Ornithomimuses that first started religion. The T-Rex’s worshipped the Godhead, too, but arguments with them always wound up with them eating us.”
Bostinung said his time with me was up, and my mind quieted. Then, an amoeba named Amy came into my mind. She said, “Jesus can time travel, Tony. They didn’t document that, but I am letting you know about this at this time. Jesus had a sermon on the mount…
