What Is God’s IQ?

If God Is Omniscient, Why Doesn’t the Bible Reflect This?

The Bible is allegedly the inerrant word of God. Which god ? Yahweh, I presume. I have him labeled over there on the right. Ba’al over on the left also knows the answer. El is the big dude in the front of the room with a big EL on his back— that’s Ba’al and Yahweh’s daddy, who is running the classroom for the gods and goddesses.

Is this what happens up in Godville? Methinks not since supernatural things don’t exist (like god, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, ghosts, vampires, etc. But, for those that do believe in these things, how did god get so smart? Was he taught by his father in the manner depicted above?

So, if an omniscient being, who is also omnipotent, gives you his word (either the bible or the Koran), why isn’t there anything in the bible to show us how smart god is — you know, like give us some math equations or tell us how to miniaturize transistors. Give us some laws of nature like Pascal’s Law or something. Tell us stuff about anatomy and physiology of the human body. Tell us how to make aircraft or hoverboards. Heck, give us some insights into metallurgy. Nope. We don’t get any of this in our holy book. What do we get?